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Ancient swagger. Jade power.
This ain’t your grandma’s figurine.
This hand-carved jade Pixiu is a spiritual bodyguard in beast form — protector of spaces, bringer of wealth, and all-around badass.
With curves like ancient clouds and a snarl that says not today, darkness, this guardian balances elegance with bite.
Earth-worn patina and sacred swirls whisper its mythic roots in Chinese lore, where the Pixiu roamed as a celestial beast keeping the vibes clean and the abundance flowing.
Place it by your altar, cash drawer, or entryway. It’ll handle the rest.
• Material: Natural jade with carved symbols + rich patina
• Dimensions: 8”x3.5”
• Vibe: Protective, grounded, wealthy
• Era: Likely mid-20th century
• Condition: Aged like a good dharma punchline
• Price: $489
• Shipping: Calculated at checkout
Mantra to whisper when placing:
“Guard the gate, guide the gold. May what’s sacred stay, and what’s not, dissolve.”
Ancient swagger. Jade power.
This ain’t your grandma’s figurine.
This hand-carved jade Pixiu is a spiritual bodyguard in beast form — protector of spaces, bringer of wealth, and all-around badass.
With curves like ancient clouds and a snarl that says not today, darkness, this guardian balances elegance with bite.
Earth-worn patina and sacred swirls whisper its mythic roots in Chinese lore, where the Pixiu roamed as a celestial beast keeping the vibes clean and the abundance flowing.
Place it by your altar, cash drawer, or entryway. It’ll handle the rest.
• Material: Natural jade with carved symbols + rich patina
• Dimensions: 8”x3.5”
• Vibe: Protective, grounded, wealthy
• Era: Likely mid-20th century
• Condition: Aged like a good dharma punchline
• Price: $489
• Shipping: Calculated at checkout
Mantra to whisper when placing:
“Guard the gate, guide the gold. May what’s sacred stay, and what’s not, dissolve.”