Stone Guardian of “Don’t Mess With My Energy”

$489.00

Ancient swagger. Jade power.

This ain’t your grandma’s figurine.

This hand-carved jade Pixiu is a spiritual bodyguard in beast form — protector of spaces, bringer of wealth, and all-around badass.

With curves like ancient clouds and a snarl that says not today, darkness, this guardian balances elegance with bite.

Earth-worn patina and sacred swirls whisper its mythic roots in Chinese lore, where the Pixiu roamed as a celestial beast keeping the vibes clean and the abundance flowing.

Place it by your altar, cash drawer, or entryway. It’ll handle the rest.

Material: Natural jade with carved symbols + rich patina

Dimensions: 8”x3.5”

Vibe: Protective, grounded, wealthy

Era: Likely mid-20th century

Condition: Aged like a good dharma punchline

Price: $489

Shipping: Calculated at checkout

Mantra to whisper when placing:

“Guard the gate, guide the gold. May what’s sacred stay, and what’s not, dissolve.”

Ancient swagger. Jade power.

This ain’t your grandma’s figurine.

This hand-carved jade Pixiu is a spiritual bodyguard in beast form — protector of spaces, bringer of wealth, and all-around badass.

With curves like ancient clouds and a snarl that says not today, darkness, this guardian balances elegance with bite.

Earth-worn patina and sacred swirls whisper its mythic roots in Chinese lore, where the Pixiu roamed as a celestial beast keeping the vibes clean and the abundance flowing.

Place it by your altar, cash drawer, or entryway. It’ll handle the rest.

Material: Natural jade with carved symbols + rich patina

Dimensions: 8”x3.5”

Vibe: Protective, grounded, wealthy

Era: Likely mid-20th century

Condition: Aged like a good dharma punchline

Price: $489

Shipping: Calculated at checkout

Mantra to whisper when placing:

“Guard the gate, guide the gold. May what’s sacred stay, and what’s not, dissolve.”