Stone Guardian of “Don’t Mess With My Energy”

$489.00
Ancient swagger. Jade power. This ain’t your grandma’s figurine. This hand-carved jade Pixiu is a spiritual bodyguard in beast form — protector of spaces, bringer of wealth, and all-around badass. With curves like ancient clouds and a snarl that says not today, darkness, this guardian balances elegance with bite. Earth-worn patina and sacred swirls whisper its mythic roots in Chinese lore, where the Pixiu roamed as a celestial beast keeping the vibes clean and the abundance flowing. Place it by your altar, cash drawer, or entryway. It’ll handle the rest. • Material: Natural jade with carved symbols + rich patina • Dimensions: 8”x3.5” • Vibe: Protective, grounded, wealthy • Era: Likely mid-20th century • Condition: Aged like a good dharma punchline • Price: $489 • Shipping: Calculated at checkout Mantra to whisper when placing: “Guard the gate, guide the gold. May what’s sacred stay, and what’s not, dissolve.”
Ancient swagger. Jade power. This ain’t your grandma’s figurine. This hand-carved jade Pixiu is a spiritual bodyguard in beast form — protector of spaces, bringer of wealth, and all-around badass. With curves like ancient clouds and a snarl that says not today, darkness, this guardian balances elegance with bite. Earth-worn patina and sacred swirls whisper its mythic roots in Chinese lore, where the Pixiu roamed as a celestial beast keeping the vibes clean and the abundance flowing. Place it by your altar, cash drawer, or entryway. It’ll handle the rest. • Material: Natural jade with carved symbols + rich patina • Dimensions: 8”x3.5” • Vibe: Protective, grounded, wealthy • Era: Likely mid-20th century • Condition: Aged like a good dharma punchline • Price: $489 • Shipping: Calculated at checkout Mantra to whisper when placing: “Guard the gate, guide the gold. May what’s sacred stay, and what’s not, dissolve.”